Shouts & Murmurs: Fourteen Passive-Aggressive Appetizers: Humor: The New Yorker [link]
3. Steal Cheryl’s famous potato-salad recipe. When Cheryl asks, “Why did you steal my recipe?,â€? say, “I don’t know, Cheryl, why did you break my heart?â€? Then laugh so she knows you’re just kidding.

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