Shouts & Murmurs: Fourteen Passive-Aggressive Appetizers: Humor: The New Yorker [link]
3. Steal Cherylâs famous potato-salad recipe. When Cheryl asks, âWhy did you steal my recipe?,â? say, âI donât know, Cheryl, why did you break my heart?â? Then laugh so she knows youâre just kidding.
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