McSweeneys Internet Tendency: Thank You for Choosing the Hyatt Regency Purgatory. [link]
“Ice—Ice machines can be found on every floor. Guests are welcome to help themselves to as much ice as desired, except when enduring mandatory periods of purifying fire.
Newspapers—A complimentary copy of USA Today will be delivered to your room each weekday. Note: Though some guests may tell you that reading USA Today every morning is “hell,” we can assure you that it is not actually Hell.”
.. for the catholic
