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So the duck ate a worm with a funny marking that makes it look like a face..? What’s the big deal? “It’s an Alien head!”

“It’s a nuthouse [Hollywood]. The other day a man phoned and wanted me to endorse a certain brand of cigarettes. I had nothing against them and in fact will smoke them or anything else that comes along, but I didn’t know why he was bothering me. I...

I heard one of the best one-liner jokes I’ve heard in a while last night on the Simpsons. Homer gets kicked out of the house. Lisa asks him where he is staying: 1: “You’re in a hotel? Where are you staying?” 2: “You know the Four...